Cheryl Bartel
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As if you couldn’t tell, Cheryl Bartel is blonde and big in the boobs. So, it’s no wonder that she made a name for herself (and her chest) in a series of guest spots on some of the most skintillating shows on TV. Originally from the tarheel state, Cheryl made plenty of socks sticky over the years but first had us popping boners after seeing her in Sawbones (1995). After the killer surgeon horror flick, she appropriately headed to Baywatch Nights, then to B movies like Rolling Thunder (1996) and Centerfold (1996), before it was right back to the beach on OG Baywatch. But the movie you’re most likely to have watched went down in 1997, when she landed the role that would end up being her highest profile part ever, as one of the murderously mamnificant Fembots in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997). You can’t resist her powers of seduction as Cheryl and two other blonde babes seduce some men in their silver bikinis, right up until they blast them with their bullet enhanced chest cannons. It would be worth the risk of getting blasted to touch jugs the caliber of Cheryl Bartel’s! Cheryl showed up in TV shows like Rude Awakening and Profiler, as well as in movies like Duplex (2003), Dating Games People Play (2005) and Wheelmen (2005), then disappeared from the Hollywood scene. Unfortunately, Cheryl won’t be making a comeback anytime soon since she died in 2010. What a shame. Cheryl Bartel was one of Hollywood’s hottest blondes, and the hottest murderous sex robot ever seen on screen, bar none.